Enid, OK– Debatably current AOL CEO and occasional Huffington Post contributor Tim Armstrong made a ground-breaking announcement early Monday morning. Purported to be inspired by Seattle start-up Planetary Resources, Inc. and their mission to rocket billions of dollars’ worth of scientific equipment and expendable minions towards nearby asteroids to mine precious metals and other shiny objects, Armstrong announced his plans to acquire a single Denny’s franchise in Enid, Oklahoma. Following a thorough analysis by his vapid team of [...]












