Our tech savvy Commander in Chief braved the ocean of pointless and occasionally poignant that is Reddit. After providing ample proof that the poster was infact himself, he went right to work answering questions. He addressed issues like student loans and internet freedom winning youngsters of internet variety the world over. This was no doubt a charming campaign stunt which required a lot of extra keyboards with expert troll experience.
As history dictates, the United States Marine Corps is charged with the personal protection of the President and it was determined that the President’s internet presence was included under this charge. And so with the assistance of 500 Marines trained in the dark arts of trolling and internet tomfoolery filtered all questions and posts attempting to be posted on the Presidential Reddit chat. Below is a breakdown of some of the illicit and undesirable content blocked that he USMC was cleared to release:
5,132 pictures of male genitalia
389 images of exposed female breasts
1,337 Questions asking where Mr. President has stashed the hope diamond
2,254 Postings referring to how the Chicago Bulls are an inferior team
8,678 Posts asking if the President agrees Han shot first
And a staggering 503,006 people asked the President if he watches “Big Bang Theory”
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