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Do you frequently wish the experience of listening to your headphones could be more social? Are you ever yearning for those middle school daze on the bus when you could toss an earbud into your seatmate’s ear and share the joy of Hoobastank? Sick of waiting for others to join the party? Got spotify®?
Well look no further, lonely listener!!!
Turn your boring old one-person iPod into a social networking experience with the SocioPod 12-pronged Social Earbuds™. If you’re stuck choosing your own music, maybe you need to ask yourself: wasn’t 2006 like 4 years ago? Loser.
Social media rules, man, and the train’s leaving the station. Speaking of TRAINS, wouldn’t it be amazing to listen to music with random strangers on the subway?! The SocioPod will find the correct ears for your tunes…and all of a sudden, you’ve got a goshdarn party on the A-train to Brooklyn! Rock out with your smock out!
Location-based networking capabilities allow SocioPod to automatically search the Facebooks and Spotifys and Twitters of those in your immediate vicinity—and if SocioPod finds a match, you guessed it: one of those twelve prongs will launch itself into that person’s ear.
Empty ears beware—your ideal music is coming, without your consent. Because who doesn’t love rockin’ out with strangers on the subway? Got a problem? Welcome to the 202nd decade, Beethoven!
SCIENCE HAS PROVEN—IF OUR ALGORITHM MATCHES SOMEONE TO YOUR ‘POD OR ZUNE, THEY’RE GOING TO LIKE IT. THEY BETTER LIKE IT.
Sounds cool right? Buy yours today! Or, get a free 31-day trial SocioPod by following @CachedTech on your nearest Twitter.
Start infecting the ears of those around you! With this 12-pronged attack, you’ll soon turn strangers into friends.™
[photo credit: Katie]
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