The new World of Warcraft trailer announcing the new expansion “Mists of Pandaria” has DreamWorks seeing red and ready for a rumble. DreamWorks claims that the expansion along with its Kung Fu fighting pandas are a complete ripoff of the beloved furry lead character Po in the “Kung Fu Panda” animated films. Blizzard has returned fire saying DreamWorks cannot lay claim to all green eyed Pandas that practice martial arts. Both sides, fans included have [...]
Cupertino, CA – Admitting they “don’t have a single new idea left” for improving or evolving smartphone devices, Apple announced today that the wildly popular iPhone 5 will be the final version of the product that the company will ever produce. The decision is sure to disappoint millions of iPhone users around the world, most of whom were probably already starting to wonder what the phone’s next generation was going to have in store for [...]
Tokyo, Japan – Soon-to-be and recently divorced men and women now have something more reliable than friends and family available to help them through the breakup, so long as they happen to be filthy rich. Migi (pronounced mee-gee) was officially introduced today by the Honda Robotics team during a birthday party for Honda president and CEO Takanobu Ito at the Peninsula Tokyo hotel. The humanoid robot, which goes on sale in the U.S. next month [...]
Now trending on Kickstarter is special interest lobbyists launching campaigns to raise money to fund their stay in Washington to pursue their crusades. The trend is occurring due to the tight economy and the realization that Kickstarter allows less fortunate crusaders to enter the lobbyist playing field. Hot right now is Dawn Featherstone, who is currently lobbying for anti-masturbation educational programs, has raised $45,000. Some speculate Featherstone was able to raise ample funds due to [...]
Menlo Park, CA – Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is kicking himself today after making and losing a costly wager that has caused one of the most-seen logos on Earth to undergo a most unflattering redesign. It all started at a dinner party this past weekend at Zuckerberg’s Palo Alto home, where Napster co-founder Sean Parker was playing darts with swimmer Michael Phelps when a drunk Zuckerberg stumbled in front of them and was nearly struck by a Parker-tossed [...]
Well on his way to alomst three million subscribers, it has been confirmed that George Takei is as vital to the Facebook ecosystem as its heaviest advertisers. However Takei has recently closed his Facebook account siting that he has “found other diversions.” With the sudden departure Facebook has endured instant turmoil. Membership numbers are dropping rapidly as Takei fans are scrambling to find some way to enjoy Takei’s musings. Businesses and charities that Takei has [...]
Mountain View, CA - Silicon Valley startup incubator Y Combinator experienced a temporary shutdown this morning after an employee was discovered to be acting as a secret agent on behalf of DreamIt Ventures, a venture-capital firm based in Philadelphia. YC co-founder Paul Graham told reporters that all company accounts are currently under review, as Bob Quinn, the DreamIt spy, seems to have been sent with orders to direct YC investments into terrible startup ideas. “We’re still [...]
AT&T recently acquired itcanwait.com for its campaign against texting and driving. While it most certainly a noble cause this latest news puts a damper on the campaign designed to save lives. Florida’s Department of Health happens to own a site for their abstinence campaign called “Great to Wait.” The site is greattowait,com, the PR rep for the site was interested in buying the domain itcanwait.com to further their reach, however as we see now At&T [...]
Christian Mingle has landed itself in a bit of hot holy water as it was discovered that the umbrella company that owns Christian Mingle has recently acquired Pagan Partners, a dating site designed to match up Pagan singles. Thousands of Mingle users are shocked to learn that their trusted site is owned by the same people putting together couples that will breed nothing but blasphemy and sin. Many users now believe that their matches are [...]
Washington, DC – White House officials sprung into damage-control mode this morning after Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney stated on Twitter that President Obama has not been secretly running a ninja-training school as much of the nation had long assumed. The President released the following statement in response: “In light of the markedly false statement made this morning regarding my administration’s special-training programs, I felt compelled to squash this [...]
