Topeka, KS– Lauren Hamilton lives an ordinary life. She’s married to Steven, a bartender, has a 3-year old son, Elliot, and works for a large online retailer.
“I’m really satisfied with where my life is at right now. I’ve always been a very happy person,” says Hamilton. “But my husband, Steven, is also really nice and supportive, which is a problem. I don’t have anyone in my life to sit me down and tell me all the times in my life I messed up.”
Luckily for Lauren, there’s an app for that! The new app WrongChoice, created by Alex Kruff and Sam Tyler, takes a look at your entire life and tells you where you went wrong, how much happier you could be if things had gone differently, and how, in reality, you definitely aren’t happy.
As WrongChoice’s website explains, simply email a family photo, input your age, upload a blood sample with iSyringe App for iOS, and you’re good to go.
“It’s amazing how much this app can intuit about my life just from a picture and my blood,” notes Hamilton. “I gave WrongChoice my family photo and it told me I should’ve gone to prom with Eric Wyse instead of Steven. It’s so true! Eric’s kids are beautiful!”
WrongChoice has quickly become a top seller among masochism-based applications and according to market analysts, it shows no signs of slowing down. An expansion app called YourFamilyResentsYou is in the works and is expected to drop in Spring 2013.
“It reminded me that I didn’t go on the 6th grade camping trip because I was scared, and gave me ratings for how much higher my confidence and self-esteem would be if I went on the trip,” said Hamilton, wiping away tears.
“Finally, I can cry every night,” she mumbled. “Thank you WrongChoice!”
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